Lover of Tolkien's world, Harry Potter and baked goods. A camel once put his head on my shoulder and it was the best day ever. So you're going out with a girl but for some bizarre reason, the first time that you met her, you never realised just how big her boobs were - and we're talking more than a handful here. Maybe it's because you were a little bit drunk or she was wearing a baggy jumper. Regardless, you're now deciding how it's best to address these two elephants in the room.